“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
did everyone else read that in his voice
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the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing
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i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now
0x12=0
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remember when troy and chad thought that saying sharpay spent the holidays shopping for mirrors was the greatest diss ever omg.
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my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”
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